“Where’s Fang Fang?” Eric Swalwell Brutally Heckled at His Own Town Hall

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Congress is in recess right now, and that means that some Representatives are foolishly trying to have town hall meetings in their home districts. That’s always risky these days since Congress is held in such low esteem and the Biden economy is in shambles. Rep. Eric Swalwell (D-CA) tried to hold one on Tuesday, August 1, 2023, and to put it mildly…it didn’t go well.

Swalwell has the dubious honor of being the only Member of Congress (that we know of) who was dumb enough to have a sexual relationship with an obvious Chinese spy. How obvious was she?

For starters, her name was Fang Fang. That literally sounds like a name that they picked out for her at the Chinese Spy School for Wayward Girls. She ingratiated herself with Eric Swalwell when he was a lowly city council member in a California town. Fang Fang then helped him raise money for his first House campaign.

Oh, and she wrecked his first marriage by getting him to hop into bed with her. Not that we’re judging Fang Fang. We appreciate her perseverance. Plus, she obviously loves her country far more than you ever will. Would you have sex with Eric Swalwell for your country? Didn’t think so.

The Swalwell-Fang Fang romance for the ages continued after he was elected to Congress. Fang Fang was able to use her honeypot skills to get at least one additional Chinese spy hired as an intern in Swalwell’s office. The relationship even continued after Swalwell was appointed to one of the coveted seats on the House Permanent Select Committee on Intelligence.

That committee has access to all of the highest-level secrets of the US government. If you were a foreign power that wanted to do harm to America, you couldn’t ask for a better scenario than to find a member of that committee who is dumb enough to sleep with one of your spies. This must have been huge for Fang Fang’s career.

The FBI somehow got wind that something was “off” with Fang Fang, so they got a FISA warrant to spy on all of her communications. That’s how they became aware that she was in a sexual relationship with Eric Swalwell. To their credit, the FBI did try to warn Swalwell that he was having an affair with a Chinese spy. We don’t have an exact transcript of the meeting where the FBI first told Swalwell that Fang Fang was a Chinese spy, but we’d like to think that it started with the words, “Guess what, retard?”

When the FBI was preparing to swoop in and finally arrest Fang Fang, she was SOMEHOW tipped off and fled back to Communist China. Eric Swalwell’s father and his brother were both exchanging notes with Fang Fang on Facebook 18 months after she fled the country. This means that Swalwell introduced her to his family, and they obviously liked her.

Amazingly, Nancy Pelosi kept him on the Intel Committee for years after this obvious breach of national security happened because of Swalwell’s zipper problems. He was only removed from the committee after Republicans retook control of the House last January and kicked him off.

If you haven’t guessed yet, Fang Fang is the subject of the heckling that took place at Swalwell’s town hall meeting the other day. Watch as things rapidly fall apart when a heckler decides to ask where Fang Fang is.