‘Farts in a Jar’ Entrepreneur is Dating a US Senator and We’re Wondering Who...
The internet’s first “fartreprenuer,” Stephanie Matto, has announced that she’s been secretly dating a United States Senator. Matto shot to fame on OnlyFans and...
Kids Under Fire: Judge Rules First Grader Has No First Amendment Rights
B.B., a first grader in a California school, was listening to the day's lesson. The subject was Martin Luther King Jr and, of course,...
That’s a Wrap: Disgraced Secret Service Director Steps Down
In any other situation, Americans might have felt sorry for Secret Service Director Kimberly Cheatle as she faced questioning on Monday regarding her department’s...
Federal Jobs May Now Welcome Your ‘Herbal’ Experience
In a significant move aimed at modernizing federal hiring practices, U.S. Senator Gary Peters, a Democrat from Michigan, has introduced the Dismantling Outdated Obstacles...
Wall Street Reporter Given a 16-Year Sentence in Russian Penal Colony
Wall Street Journal reporter Evan Gershkovich has been sentenced to 16 years in a Russian prison on espionage charges.
Russian prosecutors had asked for an...
Vance Breaks the “Beard Barrier,” May Appeal to Voters For His Strong Appearance
JD Vance (R-OH) has been chosen as former President Trump’s vice president. Critics note that his selection won’t do much to help Trump’s campaign,...
CNN’s Brutal Biden Fact Check After “360 With Speedy” Interview
President Joe Biden sat down with YouTube youth culture icon Speedy Morman for a lie-spewing episode of 360 With Speedy. The show, part of...
JD Vance as VP: Was This the Right Move?
Kamala Harris has been actively disparaging JD Vance since Trump made the announcement that the freshman senator from Ohio was his running mate.
Do you...
House Oversight Investigating Who’s Really Running the Country with Dementia Joe in the White...
It’s been obvious to most people for more than three years that Joe Biden hasn’t actually been running the country. He can’t even change...
AOC’s Fantasy of Impeaching and Silencing Supreme Court Conservatives is Getting Old
All right, folks, grab your popcorn because Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC) is at it again. She's gunning for Supreme Court Justices Clarence Thomas and Samuel...
