Woke Cops Can’t Tell if Semen Sample Came from Male or Female Rapist

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Police in British Columbia are baffled by a sexual assault case that happened in August of last year. A woman was raped on the Surrey Skytrain, and the suspect has still not been arrested. Despite gathering copious evidence and having video of the alleged rapist fleeing the scene, the cops just aren’t sure whether it was a man or a woman who raped the victim. The police even collected a semen sample from the victim, and STILL can’t tell whether the alleged rapist was a man or a woman. Can anyone help solve this big mystery?

It’s now been six months since the rape occurred, and police are still asking for help from the public. The description of the suspect on the Metro Vancouver Transit Police website is honestly kind of vague:

“The suspect is described as 30 – 40 years of age, 5’10’ – 6’ tall, with a dark complexion, slender build, wearing a wig with long dark wavy hair, a light coloured t-shirt, black biker shorts, light coloured running shoes and a small cross-body-style bag.”

The entire press release never refers to the alleged rapist as a man or a woman. It uses vague terms like “they” or “the suspect.” Constable Amanda Steed put out a not-very-specific request for the public to help identify the alleged rapist. We’ve emphasized certain words in the statement for clarity:

“Investigators have spent months exhausting every possible lead in this incident and are now requesting help in identifying THE SUSPECT, so that THEY can be held accountable for THEIR actions. Anyone who recognizes THE INDIVIDUAL is asked to call police.”

Clear as mud! It kind of makes you wonder how the woke Canadian cops were able to figure out that the victim was a woman. Maybe a “they” raped a “them?” Did those bigoted investigators even ask?

Many of the advances that have happened in police forensic science over the past 130 years are thanks to Teddy Roosevelt. Years before he became President of the United States, good old Teddy was the president of the police commissioners in New York City for a couple of years. He established the first police fingerprint department in the world, using brand-new scientific information. If the cops arrested a suspect for a crime, but their fingerprints didn’t match the ones on a bloody knife, that suspect was declared innocent and released.

Being able to exclude suspects from crimes became a major part of solving crimes, thanks to Teddy Roosevelt. Narrowing down your list of suspects helps a lot when you’re trying to solve a crime. In this case, in Canada, the police would be able to lower the number of suspects by 50% if they would just come right out and announce that the rapist is male or female.

While reporters have managed to get the police to state that the alleged rapist did leave a semen sample, and they “believe” that the suspect has a penis, they’re still not ready to commit to whether the rapist is a man or a woman. And here we all thought that DNA evidence like semen could be pretty conclusive in a rape case.

Is the public supposed to be reassured that their local police force is keeping the peace when they play games like this in serious cases? How much longer do you think it will take before Canada completely collapses under the weight of woke-ness? If the cops are willing to protect the feelings of transgender criminals at the expense of public safety, it might be time to burn the whole place down and start over again.

Watch this video and see whether you can determine if the rape suspect is a woman or a gigantic, hulking black man who happens to identify as transgender and who constantly fidgets with HIS penis as he’s walking around looking for a victim: